try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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