So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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