When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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