new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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