you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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