Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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