Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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