One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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