ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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