i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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