Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
dude. I can hear the air.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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