i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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