how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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