I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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