so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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