I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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