I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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