I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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