I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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