this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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