I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He felt like a one man threesome
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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