doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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