i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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