TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
