I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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