on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
