Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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