He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
