It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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