she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i believe in u and ur pee
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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