doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my liver is dry heaving
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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