everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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