Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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