Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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