YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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