Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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