She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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