She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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