Me too!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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