Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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