Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My feet surprised me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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