i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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