How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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