so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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