I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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