i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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