If i could tip my vagina, i would.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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