I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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