did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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