So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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