Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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