Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
