summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
