whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just had sex on a roof
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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