K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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