For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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