No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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