What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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