I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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